From Missed connections tonight:
By now you’ve realized that I have a huge crush on you – m4w
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Date: 2009-05-28, 8:20AM EDT
But I can’t say anything even though I think about you all the time.
Really?! You’ve wasted your missed connection on this?! Seriously, Mister. Save it for that hott brunette you share glance with on the subway but who gets off before your stop.